Crabby Joes Menu With Prices In Canada

Crabby Joe's is a wings-and-burgers room that prices in .99s and almost never breaks the pattern — 87 items, and the cheapest thing on the list is a $1.99 side of gravy. It is also one of the few menus where the kids' section is genuinely flat: eight dishes, one price.

Wings and ribs are the section to read first, because that is where the doubling is cleanest. 8 pieces of wings are $15.99 and 16 pieces are $25.99; 10 boneless are $15.99 and 20 boneless $25.99. Doubling the count adds $10.00 in both cases, so the second half is markedly cheaper than the first. Ribs work differently — a half rack is $17.99 and a full rack $23.99, a $6.00 step. The Rib & Wing Combo at $21.99 splits the difference.

Burgers move in dollar increments

Seven burgers, and the ladder is easy to follow. The Classic Burger and Edgy Veggie Burger are both $15.49. Cheddar on Cheddar and Mushroom Mozza are $16.49. Bacon & Cheddar and Texas Crunch are $17.49. The Big Joe sits alone at $20.49. Sandwiches sit alongside them in the same 15-item section: Clubhouse $15.99, then Avocado Chicken Club, Buffalo Chicken, Chicken Caesar Wrap and Cajun Chicken all at $16.99, with Joe's Philly Cheese at $18.99.

Fajitas are the top of that section and the reason its range is so wide — Grilled Chicken Fajitas $20.99 and Top Sirloin Steak Fajita $22.99.

Steaks, seafood and the flatbreads

Steaks is a two-item section: Top Sirloin at 7 oz for $23.99, New York Striploin at 10 oz for $25.99. Seafood is also two items, and both are the same dish counted differently — 1 piece of beer-battered fish & chips is $13.99 and 2 pieces $18.99, a $5.00 second fillet.

Starters opens with two flatbreads, Bruschetta at $13.99 and Honey & Crispy Prosciutto at $14.99, and closes with the Crabby Combo at $26.99 — the most expensive shareable and, apart from the Three Thieves wine bottle at $35.99, close to the top of the whole menu. Garlic Skillet Bread is $6.99 as a starter and $4.99 as a side, the only item priced two ways.

The flat sections

All eight Kids Menu items are $8.99 — chicken fingers, two pastas, a burger, cheesy pizza, grilled chicken breast, grilled cheese and honey garlic wings. Nothing distinguishes them on price at all.

Desserts are nearly as tidy: Chocolate Prestige Cake, Oreo Cheesecake and Blondie Brownie at $7.99, with Crabby Apple Crumble at $6.99. Non-alcoholic drinks cluster at $3.29 — juice, milk, coffee, tea, hot chocolate — with bottled water and Perrier at $3.79 and all three milkshakes at $5.99.

Only 10 of 87 items are under $5, and they are almost entirely from Sides: Gravy $1.99, Fries $4.99, Garlic Skillet Bread $4.99. Classic Poutine at $7.99 and a small House Salad at $7.99 are the next rung up.

Do prices vary across Canada?

Crabby Joe's is a franchised chain concentrated in southwestern and central Ontario, and each restaurant sets its own prices, so figures at a highway location and a small-town main-street one need not match. The Liquor section is subject to provincial minimum pricing and licensing rules and can move independently of the food. Everything shown excludes HST and gratuity.